About Indian cricket team

Q: What did the spectator miss when he went to the toilet?
A: The entire Indian Innings.

Q: Where do Indian batsmen perform there best?
A: In Advertisements.

Q: When would Agarkar have 100 runs against his name?
A: When he is bowling.

Q: What is the most proficient form of footwork displayed by Indian batsmen?
A: The walk back to the pavilion.

Q: How to increase the chances of Indian batsmen playing out the entire 50 overs?
A: Try giving them two innings to begin with, then try three and so on.

Q: What is the Indian version of a hat-trick?
A: 3 runs in 3 balls

Q: What is the height of optimism ?
A: Sehwag coming out to bat applying sunscreen on his face.


Phone Call for Sehwag:
Indian Team Manager : "Hello"(over Phone)
Wife :"Can I talk to Sehwag, this is his wife."
Indian Team Manager:"Sorry,he is just going to bat"
Wife:"No Problem Manager, I will Hold on"

Alina